☛ ariadne and the minotaur genderbend
truth holds it that every labyrinth has its minotaur, and that his whole life would be a maze for eternity if she were to be taken from him. they are blood from the same blood, whether they look alike or not, and the beast everyone saw in his beloved sister, he saw in the rest of the world. but a maze his life would become, for without a choice, she was taken from him, and he helped in the process.
oh man the best is when a dude is like "you’re not wife material." fucking good. i want to be totalitarian dictator material; blood sucking life ruiner material; fucking bulletproof immortal drug lord material. not your fucking wife you gross asshole.